Finance thoughts

If you had purchased $1,000 of Lehman Bros. stock one year ago, you would have $49 left. 

With Wachovia, you would have $16.50 left. 

With AIG, you would have less than $5 left. 

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214. 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. 

It's called the 401-KEG PLAN 

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